December 2009
34 posts
Trips to Missouri always go by too quickly.
Tattoo
I would really like another tattoo.
This has been my favorite movie since I first saw it. This would be an amazing tattoo.
Here's What We Need to Do:
Come up with a really despicable punishment for beating your spouse, child, or an animal. And the punishment should be public so that you will also be humiliated.
Sometimes
I just wanna reach out and slap people. But I won’t on Christmas…I just won’t do it.
So Since I'm Feeling Unhappy....
due to my jealousy and feelings of unfair-ness of the world, I’m going to make a list of things that make me happy before I go to sleep. I have a feeling that if I tried to sleep now, I couldn’t.
Sooooooo
1. My husband, Ben.
2. My mom.
3. My pets: Rilo, Otis, Margot.
4. God.
5. Teaching.
6. My KCMO friends.
7. Painting.
8. Crafting.
9. Pictures.
10. Traveling.
11....
W.T.F.
It’s not fair.
Why do I see people who are 15 years old/poor broke asses/abusive/drug addled/actually retarted/or just plain ignorant having babies…and then there are people like Ben and I who are financially/emotionally/spiritually/mentally stable and we have 2 miscarriages.
It’s not fair.
A Place Where the Unhappy and Uninformed Meet
http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/
This site is actually funny…funny in the sense that it is funny to see how uninformed people are and how much like sheep they can be.
It takes shots at conservatives, although isn’t it a liberal viewpoint to be accepting and tolerant of other people’s views?
Instead of coming up with a valid opinion/facts/arguement, they choose to just...
Yup.
All packed and ready to go. (Except for the stuff I use every morning, obvs.)
Now all I need to do is convince Tony (my principal) that the teachers shouldn’t have to stay until 2pm so Ben and I can hit the road.
Oh and apparently I’m weird enough that my coworker didn’t notice that I had Christmas bows bobby pinned in my hair for “Christmas Color Day” at school.
...
Disney Movies
So my husband and I were just talking, and we realized that a lot of Disney movies if made NOW would have to be considered PG because of the coddling that this country does to its youngsters. Everything has to be bland and vanilla so that parents won’t be up in arms about something scarring their children. When I was little, good tv like:
Now, we have moronic tv shoes with no plot and...
High School
As I find more and more people that I went to high school with on facebook, I realize that almost everyone got F.A.T.
What’s the deal?
(except for the one huge fatty that got thinner by using meth and her friend who looks like a starving African child now from meth.)
Yessss
My kids totally rocked the district test today! I’m pretty happy. Now, I’m just worried about one of my little ones who has been gone for TWO FUCKING WEEKS because his family decided to go visit relatives in Mexico and didn’t tell anyone. He’s already behind, and now it’s going to be even worse.
Oh, and of course, he made it back in time for the Christmas parties...
Back to work tomorrow!
Please let the following happen:
1. Please let my doctor quickly fax in a work release to the central office.
2. Please let the sub have taken care of everything that I set out.
3. Please let them be ready for the district testing on the computers.
4. Please help me take it easy.
Amen.
A Picture
I just saw a picture of my great-uncle, and he has my Grandaddy’s eyes. It makes me want to cry looking at him. It’s been 2 years now. Do people ever get over losing someone they love? It’s been over 9 years with my Grandma now, and it still hurts really badly sometimes.
Unusual Celebrity Men I Find Attractive
None of these men are “classically handsome”, but there’s something about them that draws women in!
New Mexican Friends
Attention: The person on the right is actually a…FEMALE! I know, you’re as shocked as I am.
(I think the person on the left may be one too. Jury’s still out on that one.)
Had surgery!
Things turned out to be a bit more serious. Was told by the doctor right before surgery that if they had to use a laser on my heart, it could cut the vein and I could bleed out and die…and they wouldn’t be able to stop it. Ummmm, ok.
Anyway, everything turned out ok though and Mom and Ben are doing a great job taking care of me.
Really sore, can’t wait to be all the way...
Grow up
If you are constantly reminding everyone of how old you are and how you’re “too old to [insert something here]”, then grow up and stop trying to cause drama.
No one likes you, everyone likes me. Sucks for you, try not to be such a dramatic bitch all the time.
NO SCHOOL TOMORROW...please?
Ok, come on, teachers love snow days too, and after everything that happened/everything I found out today at work, I think I need a day off.
District Office,
It would make me really happy…and a happy teacher is a GOOD teacher, right? I promise we’ll work super hard on Monday.
Come on, I have tentative plans for a snowball fight/fort making tomorrow, so please don’t let me...
Heart Surgery
Finally having heart surgery next Wednesday. Ben is working, so my mom and brother are coming out…I’m pretty excited!
